you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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