Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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