Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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