I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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