if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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