Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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