elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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