Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Pooping to opera.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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