I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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