chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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