1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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