New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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