I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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