I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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