Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
