I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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