He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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