I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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