I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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