PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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