you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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