Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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