have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Best friends brother. Beat that.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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