another moral hangover. fuck.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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