Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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