Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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