this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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