I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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