forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Randomize