That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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