thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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