do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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