So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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