Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
