just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
