HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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