I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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