i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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