so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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