My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
bring money and cleavage
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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