he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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