I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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