would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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