what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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