That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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