Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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