its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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