i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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