the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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