im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
