38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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