Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
