Swine flu. Run for my life!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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