I wish I could punch you in the face.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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