I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
