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the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think my fart just growled at me.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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